brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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