if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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