I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize