it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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