What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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