I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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