You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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