Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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