I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just gift wrapped bread.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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