she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
And then he peed in my hair
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