sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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