I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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