I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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