Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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