"it" just moved
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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