FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Shame - the story of my life.
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