Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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