absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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