She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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