she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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