i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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