Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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