1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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