so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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