***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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