based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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