if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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