The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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