I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize