Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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