so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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