reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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