It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize