just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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