it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'd cum for enchiladas.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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