We won't sleep together?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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