so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
someone owes me an orgasm
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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