He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
This is classic penis vs brain.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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