If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
