i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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