so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
BRING THE BAGELS
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
