Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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