I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize
