Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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