Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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