Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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