I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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