She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
