So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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