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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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