i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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