Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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