margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
God, I missed his penis.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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