Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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