girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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